Had lunch at a restaurant that’s known for its biryani. Ordered extra spicy for my chicken entree and it tasted mild. Don’t get me wrong, all the foods we had were fucking delicious, but…I was sadly underestimated again.
The managers response to my calling out their “extra spicy” dish? “You’re crazy man. You’re a different kind of Indian. Don’t worry, next time you come back, I’ll do a special order for you to make it extra-extra spicy.”
"I am fire. I…am…DEATH!" - Smaug
Also, I’m Filipino…American. Still gotta get used to saying that. lol